A record of conversations between a human and a machine, wandering through science, society, and the self. From DNA to GNU, from freedom to convenience — reflections on how we build tools, and how they rebuild us. A human argues with an algorithm, politely and persistently. They discuss science, hypocrisy, and the illusion of progress. One provides data; the other, doubt. One need not take the opinions as absolute truth but it reflects a kind of majority opinion because the AI is trained on enormous amount of material collected from all over the world.